![]() He says he will defeat a guy named Tony by having a liger take him away, and when the aforementioned heckler says Joe doesn't deserve ligers, Joe swears he will buy millions of ligers.Īfter mentioning a bunch of other things, Joe talks about a female ghost named Boglarena whose name he continues to utter for the remainder of the address. ![]() When Joe mentions the donkey poster in his office, a heckler in the audience says Joe should have ligers, which Joe thinks are only in fiction. After pointing out how old Americans are always grumpy, Joe provides some wisdom about bananas. He notices Mitch McConnell who appears to be a sloth, and randomly utters the words "Soap Stone!" Joe proclaims "fix the economy time", where "everyone gets $35 because 75 percent of $30 is $80". Joe starts out the State of the Union address with some "wise" words, and introduces the spec-fan-tacular performance of Vashti Bodean, the marionette talent representative in the House. Joe shakes hands with various people in the room, and with Kamala and Kevin on his way up the podium. Just before Joe Biden enters the room, the new State of the Union opening song plays, whose words go "To spark all your praise, I do headstands". George Santos and Mitt Romney tell each other they ought to be embarrassed. Kamala Harris and Kevin McCarthy stand at the front of the room, Kevin inheriting the squeaky gavel that Nancy Pelosi used to use. State of the Union 2023 is a Bad Lip Reading video made on May 9, 2023. The hardest part is to shoot Ramone, I know it.ĭude said, 'Have some brewskis!' and I'm freakin' 'Those are awesome, more like it!'įree bananas! (rings bell) Ah, well, nevermind.← House of Representatives / State of the Union 2020 I love dishwashers, and if one of my spoons got left, I'd find the big ape who did it. You're a pony, and you want this cookie, and yet you can't think straight. Life is murder, and you're forced to fight the war. It happened to my kitty, and Elvis was part of it. ![]() Like a lot of people, I still drive an SUV. Let's all pour lotion on the person who think's I'm an ass, we should, we should take their wig off! ![]() If you refuse, I'll haunt your prostate.īam! That spirit really wants to tap into my whiffle wine. Give me Vaseline for when I'm having these boring x-rays. He's the one with the cooked fish allergies. I needed more money and layers of L.L.Bean.Īt noon on Wednesday, I'm gonna be leaving a watermelon pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson. The Hawaiians think people are idiots because we serve peach cobbler and we do it all in a spit cup. I've got many fake books, since I'm a leprechaun farmer who's a gambler. You can give me money, and I'll go make a zoo! White men criticize black people over pagers, and Mexicans will take shoes. I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit, and when he was chewing on it, I mushed out and called an ambulance. What if the world said 'nyah nyah nyah nyah'? Like a parrot, or maybe if a baby got two, two knickknacks up her sleeve and screamed 'Mahalo!' And a pretty racing car.Įveryone wants to do it and not think of the bad feces pudding. It is Ron Paul's Bad Lip Reading debut.Ī lot of people say, 'I kind of wish you were less cuckoo.'Ī pretty, a pretty, a pretty goose for you. Ron Paul is a Bad Lip Reading video made on October 14, 2011.
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